🚨 SORE EYES? TIRED OF SQUINTING? 🚨

INTRODUCING: EYE-ZAP 3000

👓 Do your eyes burn after hours of surfing the web on Netscape Navigator?

👓 Are you tired of blurry vision from staring at 800x600 resolution screens?

👓 Sick of rubbing your eyes after reading Comic Sans on Geocities pages?

With EYE-ZAP 3000, you’ll say GOODBYE to sore, tired eyes and HELLO to crystal-clear vision – all from the comfort of your dial-up connection!

1️⃣ Download our patented EYE-ZAP 3000 Eye Drops Formula (only 56 MB – works with your 28.8k modem!)

2️⃣ Apply 2 drops per eye (don’t worry, it’s Y2K compliant!)

3️⃣ Watch as your eyes feel INSTANTLY REFRESHED – no more redness, no more strain!

Order now and get a FREE animated GIF of a dancing baby to soothe your soul! PLUS, a bonus AOL trial CD-ROM with 100 free hours of internet!

"I used to cry every time I read a 50-page Angelfire site. Now my eyes are as fresh as a Tamagotchi after a reset!" – WebSurfer99

"EYE-ZAP 3000 saved my vision after hours of playing Minesweeper!" – DialUpDan

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*Not responsible for side effects like seeing double cursors or hearing modem noises in your sleep.*

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